14 posts tagged “funny”

So instead of going with my blockmates to a jam session and a badminton hang out, I went to a comedy bar with my parents and it was AWESOME! :D

And really, they don't do it like that anywhere in the world!

I know stand up comedy in the states - someone is on stage, making fun of themselves which is a good safe bet coz people there are really pissed with others who mock them. LOL But here it's f-ing different, hey they really pick on you out there and you have to be such a sport not to retaliate.

Another thing is that people from other countries are usually offended with drag queens and homos. Which scales down the fun meter coz that's what stand up comedy here HAS. They have gay people here impersonating celebrities, politicians, newscasters, you name it, they'll do it. And yesternight, they impersonated singing divas like cher and britney spears (yes, she's considered as one) and the dream girls, and then beyonce. That impersonator was really good, he didn't look like beyonce, he was white and fat but hell, there was a concert video of the real beyonce simulcasting his performance - he was actually able to synchronize his steps with the video and it was just AWESOME! He was shakin' his booty y'all. LMAO

And then someone impersonated Jasmine Trias, the american idol contestant who's a filipina with her commercial song for McDonalds and it was absolutely funny the way he used the plastic bag to inhale rugby and get high. LMAO and there was Betty Boop! Missing her front teeth and horny as hell. He looks like a demented Boop but he was the funniest of all!

See, I never went to comedy bars, ever. The first time I attempted to, I didn't get in coz I was a minor. Nowadays they're not so lenient on the age thing, hell my cousin got in and he's like 15 or something. But yah, I'd really like to go to comedy bars again, it was so much fun.

Just remember tho, don't go sitting on the front if you don't want them to ridicule you. But if you're game, hell, you can even go on stage if they ask you to.

Read this in gossymer's LJ post and it just cracked me up. But seriously, d'you wanna know why there are so called homophobics?

So yeah, a bit short on the updates but hopefully I'll be more in touch after a few more days. Finals are coming up and there are a lot of things that needs to be done before the term ends.

And yeah, slow on the update in my story but bear with it, I'm doing my best to write even a little everyday. O.O

Sabi nung Home Depot person, yung sediment filter daw pangtanggal ng Russ, lol

waai! just watched chuck and larry today.. so funny!! adam sandler was helluva funny!! go watch it, tho i dunno if it has showed in theatres... watched it in dvd. :D hahaha anyway soo tired so i'll sleep bybey

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
 The  teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because  even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.  
 The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a  whale.
 Irritated,  the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically  impossible.
 The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask  Jonah".
  The  teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

  The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

hmm why can't i seem to replace the text size and color.... hmm but this is really funny hahaha!

WARNING
Do not read this or attempt to apply the concepts reported in this essay if you fit into any of these categories;

1. You are feeling tired or drowsy
2. Drunk or Stoned or generally suffering the effects of chemical abuse (including too much caffeine)
3. Lacking in brains
4. You have a weak constitution, this material is not for the faint hearted.
5. You have linux UP and running on your system, you probably don't need this essay as Linux probably has enough utils to do all this and most of this stuff should be non-issues

If at the end of the essay you aren't sure then I would advise that you leave well alone, you may be able to blag it to your friends but when the chips are down you do not want to mess up your disk.

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Tools needed :
If you do actually need to apply the techniques then you will need the items in the folowing list, read the essay all the way through first. Check whether your problem is actually of the type that I describe here, hard disks always like to find new and interesting ways to fail so just because it doesn't boot doesn't mean that it's the mbr that has gone kaput.

• An assembler (my personal fave for quick fixes like this is A86, all the code should compile straight away in this).
• A clean change of underwear - a must
• A straight head - don't panic
• PartionInfo from PartionMagic - if you can get hold of a copy, it's supposed to be free so you should be able to

these are exerpts from a page i visited while finding a decent website to help  me with my mp.. the essay is for hard disk partitions and reformatting using assembly language..

haha, this guy is my new idol. WOW, PARANG ANG DALI NG ASSEMBLY SA KANYA GNAGAWA NALANG NIYANG JOKE! ahahaha! but nonetheless, heed his warning, because this is actually true when dealing with assembly language, you'll actually feel nauseous just thinking about it... dayum. hahaha

anyway, this is the site if you ever want to see it. :D ASM ate your head! bang!